The Great Blind Man

A blind man entered into a small restaurant in to eat. The waiter greet him and unconsciously gave him the menu so the blind man shouted to waiter, "Don't you see that I am blind and can't read the menu? Just give me used forks that not yet wash from your kitchen to know what I will order to eat!" Said the blind man.

So without hesitation, the confused waiter just followed the blind man and get two used fork in the kitchen which is not yet wash. The blind man smell the first fork and said, 

"Fried chicken!!!! I don't want to eat fried chicken."

And then he smell the second one. 

"This one is meat loaf!!! Okay, just give me meatloaf."

The waiter was amazed to the blind man and then go to the kitchen to get the order from the cook named Virginia. He said to her, "This blind man is great because only by smelling the used fork he already know what he want to order to eat. Please cook one order of meat loaf." The waiter said to Virginia.
So Virginia cook what the blind man ordered and gave it to him. The blind man feel great from the tasty food so he left them a big tip.

A day after the blind man comeback to eat again and the waiter give him two used fork for the blind man to smell it. "This one... I like this one... This is porkchop," he said after he smelled the first fork.

On the third time the blind man entered in the restaurant, as usual... the waiter give him two fork to smell.
"I am not eating hamburger and this one is meatloaf again. Is there anything new?" The blind man complained.

"Wait Sir," the waiter said and then go back to the kitchen. He then get one clean fork and he wipe it out in the panty of Virginia just to fool the costumer.

"Please try it Sir," said the waiter while he is handing off the fork that he wipe from the panty of Virginia to the blind man.

"OH!", with full of amazement that the blind man said.
"Virginia is working here already?"